Fox 5 recently ran the video above, in which a reporter touches base with several people waiting in line outside Apple’s 5th Avenue store. But then it takes a terrible, terrible turn to the hilarious when the correspondent begins discussing the iPhone 5 features. The video pans to early artistic renditions of the iPhone 5 (not even real B-roll) and shows a concept device with a laser keyboard and a holographic display. The Fox 5 reporter goes on to list these as actual features. Enjoy!

[via iMore]