There's something about Apple that makes the folks' job over at The Onion just a little bit easier.  It seems every parody they conjure up goes semi-viral, or at least more viral than the rest of their videos.  The latest spins off of Apple's well-known Genius Bar into a very pitiful Friend Bar.  It's a place Apple fans can burn time talking to the yes men and women behind the Friend Bar.  I guess until they release the iStore, this is the best we've got.

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[The Onion]