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Zelda: Breath of the Wild’s reward for collecting all 900 Korok seeds is pretty s****y

by Ron Duwell | March 15, 2017March 15, 2017 3:00 pm PDT

After tumbling through the open fields and deep tunnels of Hyrule, one persistent Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild player has conquered the game’s most annoying goal of collecting all 900 Korok seeds. His reward?

Well… it’s s***.

No, I really mean it. It’s poop. After collecting 900 Korok seeds, the character Hestu will grant Link a gift that looks an awful lot like a golden pile of poo. In fact, it is a huge, steaming, shiny pile of disgusting, golden poo!

Nintendo even confirms that “it smells pretty bad” in the item description.

Enjoy your crappy prize, sucker!

Wow, thanks, Nintendo. All of that hard work just to walk away with the feces of one of the franchise’s characters. Just what I always wanted in a Legend of Zelda game.


Ron Duwell

Ron has been living it up in Japan for the last decade, and he has no intention of leaving this technical wonderland any time soon. When he's not...