Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 looks exactly like the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, just with new bad guys and more groan-inducing action. Krang makes an appearance, so that’s fun. But not even he can save what looks like what will be another critical disaster. I mean, I’m sure it’ll make boat loads of money, as the first one was somehow successful enough to warrant a sequel. But, I mean, I still can’t get over how these turtles look. The live-action movies from the 90s were so wonderful and campy. But these guys? They look like green Goombas from the Super Mario Bros. movie.