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Just Cause 3 competition lets you win your own island!

Square Enix is throwing a contest with its upcoming action game Just Cause 3 where if you sacrifice your social life and possibly bodily health for three months, you can win an island. Seriously, this competition will prove to be far more chaotic and destructive to your body than the actual game of Just Cause 3 itself.

What must you do to win this absurd competition? Well, first, you’ll have to pre-order the game, which is already a risky endeavor no matter the developer or publisher these days. If you can get over that hump, then you’ll have access to a code that will make you all set.

From there, it’s game time! You’ll have to accrue as many Chaos Points as possible over a three month period until the end of February 2016, following a certain set of rules. For example, you can’t be helped by others, meaning I have no idea how Square Enix is going to enforce that one, and you must take safety breaks. 15 minute breaks every hour!

If you win, you get an island in which the “sponsor does not guarantee the Island to be inhabitable, developed or reachable by any means other than a boat” and is valued at $50,000. A lifetime of taxes, maintenance, transportation to and from your remote rock, and many a few days enjoyment out of the entire year all for playing Just Cause 3 nonstop for three months.

Plus, you need the Xbox One version.

Think you’re game? Go right ahead! I’m too busy having a life to win an island. Just Cause 3 launches on Dec. 1 for the PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and PC.

Ron Duwell

Ron has been living it up in Japan for the last decade, and he has no intention of leaving this technical wonderland any time soon. When he's not...

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