Apple has finally gotten around to announcing its long anticipated Apple Watch, and anticipation is high among the elite fans of its products. It seems as if one Japanese customer just couldn’t wait for the 2015 release date though and decided to make his own “Apple Watch” to help bide the time. Only problem is, he has already eaten it…
Twitter user Shoji Hiromichi uploaded pictures of his “Apple Watch” on his account, stating along with them, translated by RocketNews24, “I immediately went out and got an Apple Watch! The website visuals and explanations are so great! I love it so much I ended up eating the entire thing!”
To his credit, Hiromichi’s press releases are professionally done and look close enough to the real thing. Too bad they are absolutely ridiculous when translated into English, claiming absurd features about the watch like:
“FEATURES – Not only does it not tell time, it’s an extremely sticky watch. The hands also don’t move. Fresh juice trickles down. This is a device that will most definitely mess up the cuff of your shirt. It’s also a partner that will turn brown and attract tiny flies.”
“We humans need to burn calories to survive. But food was never always at hand. Until now. The Apple Watch doesn’t just attract ants to your wrist. When you most need it, Apple Watch is there to support you.”
Oh Japan.. I love you so much. Don’t go changin’ to try and please me. Does anybody else want to get an “Apple Watch” to go along with their Apple Watch?
早速Apple Watchを入手してしまいました！ウェブサイトのビジュアルや説明文も凝っていて素敵です！すっごく気に入ってしまい、すぐに完食してしまいました！ pic.twitter.com/EVXqDbwARL
— しのもりつかさ (@sinomoritsukasa) September 10, 2014