Hahaha. What are the odds? Was Android actually born in ancient China? Were we once ruled by robot overlords? If so, well, Apple has no basis in its argument that Android is a stolen product, since the company was beat to the punch by a few thousand years.
The ancient artifact was allegedly found in a North China historical museum, where the little green guy is on display, raising his arms high in celebration (or surprise?). It’s so strange how it took this long for someone to realize that the two are absolutely identical, right on down to the little green antennae, stout body and stumpy appendages.
The little guy is probably dormant right now, waiting for the day it’s reunited with Google at its headquarters. Seriously, Google should try and put the thing on a mantle at its Mountain View campus. It’ll probably trigger some ancient curse that’ll awaken an inert alien race, whereby we’ll all be forced to adopt Android handsets or face the wrath of Google’s robot.
Yeah, Google is harboring aliens.