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LocoCycle not too Fond of the Laws of Physics

by Ron Duwell | August 31, 2012August 31, 2012 9:00 pm PST

The latest maniacal game from certifiably insane XBLA developers Twisted Pixel is just as crazy as you would expect it to be. Try not to take this one too seriously folks, these are the guys who brought you ‘Splosion Man after all.

LocoCycle stars a self-aware motorcycle that knows kung fu named I.R.I.S. She attempts to break free from her corrupt manufacturing company upon realizing she’s going to be used as an assassination tool, and wages a one-bike war against an entire weapon’s corporation. She drags a poor chap named Pablo in her spokes the entire way, and he begs her to stop, but unfortunately for the guy’s sake, I.R.I.S. does not understand Spanish.

If that’s not awesome enough, enemy bikes will be voiced by the T-1000 himself, Robert Patrick.

If you’re like the rest of us and have had those long nights wondering what a bike performing martial arts would actually look like, now’s your chance to bury that hatchet once and for all. I haven’t seen a game push the cheese factor this far in quite some time, and it genuinely looks like a fun game, not just selling itself on ironic laughs alone.

LocoCycle was announced at E3 this yearas an XBLA exclusive, and will be playable for the first time at PAX.

[via The Verge]

Ron Duwell

Ron has been living it up in Japan for the last decade, and he has no intention of leaving this technical wonderland any time soon. When he's not...