HP killed webOS Hardware and Noah is Bummed (A Sad Video Rant)

Mike was right. I cried yesterday. Sure, my cheeks stayed dry but much as Eddie Murphy once said, “Karate man bruise on the inside,” tech bloggers don’t like to cry real tears over dead gadgets. At least not in public, anyway.

So any glistening on my face in this video is just the lights reflecting off of my naturally shiny noggin, and not salt water manifestations of my extreme bummed-out-ness over HP’s announcement yesterday. No, webOS isn’t dead, at least not yet. There’s still the likelihood of HP selling or perhaps licensing the platform out to another company in a lame last ditch attempt to recoup some the $1.2 Billion they spent to buy Palm just over one year ago. But the TouchPad is dead, the Veer is dead, and the Pre 3 is dead before it ever shipped on a US carrier, and so too are any hopes – obviously misguided hopes, in retrospect – that Palm’s ingenuity and HP’s distribution muscle might just have been a match made in silicon heaven.

I’m fine now, don’t worry. Ups and downs like this are part of the occupational hazard that comes along with being a tech blogger. But yeah, you might noticed I’m kinda bummed out in the video. So, if you dare, raise a glass to webOS and sit back for 15+ minutes of my sincerest thoughts on what could have been with HP, what might be with … HTC? Samsung?, and what is now just an empty Pre Plus box: The story of HP discontinuing webOS hardware production.

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Noah Kravitz mourned the day that Star Castle was replaced in the pizza parlour he frequented as a kid. The sadness ended when he saw an older kid make it to the Ninth Key level on the Pac Man that took his place. Years later he’s become a fixture of consumer tech reporting on the InterWebs and TV, and Galaga vies with Zoo Keeper as his all-time favorite arcade games. His loves of music, games, TV, video editing and yapping endlessly at anyone who’ll listen have all been channeled into an Internet addiction that spans screens big and small and devices portable, pocketable, and best left on his desk. Noah has been reporting on gadgets and media for a decade and a half now, including writing, podcasts and videos for PhoneDog, MacDirectory, Maximum PC, PowerBook Central, and a few other publications. He’s also written about the arts, education, and sports for some magazines you’ve likely never heard of, and has invaded your television talking about consumer electronics on CNBC, Fox Business Network, and a host of local TV stations.