TechnoBuffalo

As we all bask in the glow of a shiny new “resolutionary” screen, we do have to take a moment and realize the new iPad is still missing some things.

The folks over at BuzzFeed compiled a list of things that the new iPad is missing that will make them switch to Android.

1. Flash
2. A soul
3. Friends
4. Lovers
5. Hair
6. Fingernails
7. A favorite shirt
8. HDMI Support
9. A house
10. A physical keyboard
11. A steady job
12. A bigass sword
13. A car (or a driver’s license)
14. A child
15. Windows 7
16. A fat old dog
17. A sly but loyal cat
18. Even a goldfish
19. Consciousness
20. A sense of humor
21. Glasses-free 3D
22. Ontological crises
23. A stomach
24. Stomach problems (i.e. ulcers)
25. A stylus
26. Skin
27. Cancer
28. A bald spot
29. A CLUE (LOL)
30. A long-term hobby
31. A USB port
32. A beating heart
33. A dimpled smile
34. A removable battery
35. Bushy eyebrows
36. Essential Meaning
37. A good, hearty laugh
38. 2.1 Stereo Sound
39. Feelings
40. Regrets
41. Guilt, about anything (even that)
42. Linux support (kernel 2.6.2.8.5)
43. Ethical sourcing
44. A dope beard
45. Just a really good hoodie
46. A cupholder
47. Cyanogen mod
48. Self-esteem
49. A black belt
50. A yellow belt
51. A 4096 x 3072 screen

I never thought about it before, but yeah, I kinda want to see the iPad 4 come with a dope beard.

[via BuzzFeed]

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